how i know i’m a horrible person:

i’m talking to this attractive dude and we’re texting back and forth and i’m finally like, hey we should get a drink sometime. so he responds with telling me he doesn’t drink and i play it off like i don’t either and ask why he doesn’t. he says he used to be hardcore into drugs and alcohol and he went to rehab so now he doesn’t touch anything.

and all i could think was “damnit, i wish i met you then.”